Wanted Caddyshack DVD but ended up with a lab microscope instead
Here is a quick summary paragraph if you don’t care about all the details. This blog is about how I ended up purchasing a super discounted lab grade microscope because a blogger reminded me how badly I wanted to watch Caddyshack (popular 80s movie).
My incident with sale sites such as Ebay and Amazon is legendary, when my wife is out of town. Those that follow my blog probably know about my 1973 Swedish military truck purchase and the carbon fiber wheelset purchase. Yesterday started out innocent enough. My wife is out of town and I’m out of town with my 2 boys, for a nice quiet weekend getaway. Earlier in the week, I started having conversation over some 80’s movies. It’s really hard to stop an 80’s discussion when it was such a nostalgic period for me. Long story short, the conversation concluded with an urgency and a burning need to watch Caddyshack, ASAP.
My quest started with my local RedBox movie rental box on the way to the vacation…unfortunately, Caddyshack was not available.
I also checked the local grocery store near the hotel. Luckily, they were having a big sale on all the old DVD movies! But, unfortunately, no Caddyshack showed up even after about 45minutes of probing and flipping through bottomless pit of old unwanted DVDs. By then my two little boys were pissed at me for wasting their pool time…lol. No biggie, I can always sign up for Hulu or Netflix and watch it when kids go down for bed…so I thought.
Kids had a wonderful pool time, fried chicken dinner, and ice-creamy (that what they call a good tasting ice cream). Woo hoo, they went to bed and it was my time to fly!
I rush to get the laptop and my headset, lunge into my comfy bed, and I start putting all the pillows together to build a man-throne, I was set!
hurry…quickly…hulu+[cntrl & enter]…sign up for membership…search Caddyshack. Damn! They only had trailers of the movie!
hurry…quickly…netflix+[cntrl & enter]…sign up for membership…search Caddyshack. Double damn!! Bunch of golf swing videos and no Caddyshack the movie!
On to Bing search for ‘watch Caddyshack movie’. Among all the questionable sites and torrents, I see a one result that was simply heavenly. Amazon.com came up, I clicked on it, and sure enough they have streaming service, too! Lucky me I am already a long time Amazon member, and $2.99 for 48hour streaming rental was very reasonable.
Everything was all downhill after that. Time was 10:30pm and I figure I’ll just peruse through their deal page for few minutes.
Folks let me tell you about the deal they had on Amazon…it was a $1200 microscope that was on sale at over 80% off! I had a few thoughts,
- I didn’t know a microscope was so expensive
- I bet it will be fun to see what is in my drinking water
- I better buy it before it sells out
Followed by reasoning phase,
- Why do I need a professional level microscope when a professional level water analysis is only $20?
- It’s huge and weights over 10lbs, where can I put it?
- What would the wife say when she finds out?
And lastly, the justification phase,
- I need it because it can do more than just look at drinking water. Maybe I can find a cure for certain blood disorder, or at least look at a fish tail when it gets ich disease.
- Well…we do have the dining room that never gets used. I can probably put it on the corner of the table and nobody would even know it’s there.
- Maybe she’ll be proud I’m making positive progress buying things on Amazon and Ebay. It’s probably better than the old 1973 Swedish military vehicle and all the carbon fiber goodies for my bicycle. Microscope is educational and maybe it will encourage our boys to become a brain surgeon or a neuro-scientist, because their daddy took the heat for the microscope and stood up for their future! [insert ‘U.S.A…U.S.A’ chant here]
It was about 12am by the time the microscope was in the shopping cart and I’m thoroughly going through every single review on the scope. I was really hoping to find the one comment that would explain why this thing was 83% off and why I need to back out of the deal. Every reviewer was in full agreement that this scope does EVERYTHING.
The biggest coincident occurred when I got a reply comment from the same blogger that basically paved the way for me to get this microscope, reply comment came as I was putting my credit card info in the checkout box. I had a chuckle with her explanation for this purchase on a whim,
‘THE ultimate man reason…. “because it was on sale” hahaha doesn’t matter WHAT it is….’
Christina is a wonderful blogger and she loves her Caddyshack and Spaceballs. Check out her blogsite @
She asked if I saw the movie yet and it dawned on me, it was now about 1am and I was SUPPOSE to watch Caddyshack hours ago! All I wanted to do for the evening was purchase the Caddyshack rental for $2.99, but somehow I ended up with a Lab LED Binocular Compound Microscope with Double Layer Mechanical Stage.
You guys are probably thinking the exact same thing I’m thinking right now; there is something wrong with this society when it’s so much easier to buy a lab grade microscope over one of the greatest comedy movies of all time…lol
My road trip back home should be interesting. I have to train the boys to say the “right” thing. Three of us need to have a consistent story when mommy finds out whats in that brown smiley box from Amazon. I will also make my wife a nice soothing Lipton tea, when the box arrives. Did I mention I bundled the Lipton purchase with my microscope purchase? 144count tea bags for $3.99, it was 79% off 🙂
Not losing any more focus, this weekend isn’t over yet, and I will watch Caddyshack this evening!